+ Something There {Quotes -- Puppy Dog Tails} +

Episode 1.4 "Puppy Dog Tails"

Casey: I miss the life before Derek -- when it was just us sweet girls, living in our sweet condo. Things were so sweet. Guys on the other hand are like bears at a dump. And the three bears I'm forced to live with are in some life-long gross-out contest.

[Derek messes his sweaty towel on Casey's hair]
Casey: Ew! It's all sweaty!
Derek: I like the sweaty look. Chicks dig it.
Casey: No they don't.
Derek: Yeah, they do.
[Emily comes in and smiles flirtily at Derek]
Emily: Hi Derek.
Derek: 'Sup. (to Casey) See?
[Derek leaves]
Emily: I'm sorry, but your brother is a hottie.
Casey: That is gross on so many levels!

[Derek knocks down one of Casey's decorations with his trophy]
Derek: I scored thirty goals to get this!
Casey: I went to thirty garage sales to get this!

[The Venturi men are startled that the McDonald women got rid of the old couch]
George: I love that couch!
Nora: That old thing?
George: It wasn't old! It had history! It's been in the family since I was a teenager! I had my first kiss on that couch!
Derek: Me too!
Edwin: And I was going to have my first kiss on it!

Derek: Tell me you did not give away our television.
Casey: No, we just moved it to the basement.
Derek: Why would you move our most prized possession to the basement??

George: (to Nora) You spent $3,000 on a couch without telling me?
Casey: Why would she have to tell you? This isn't the Stone Age!
Nora: No, no, that's okay, Casey. (to George) Why would I have to tell you? This isn't the Stone Age. And I make my own money.
Derek: Oh, and Dad doesn't?
George: Derek, please. (to Nora) And I don't??

Nora: You hate furniture shopping, and besides Casey thought we should surprise you, and we worked really hard on this.
Derek: (to Casey) Oh, this was your idea? I should've guessed.

Casey: Girls are different than boys you know.
Derek: Yeah, I found that out the fun way on our old couch.

[George and Nora are fighting]
Casey: We've gotta fix things, don't we?
Derek: Yeah, we do.

[Edwin is in Casey's room with Casey and Lizzie]
Edwin: Why am I in here, is this another women's brainwashing session?
[Derek enters the room]
Derek: No.
Lizzie: What are you doing in here?
Derek: We've gotta stop our parents from fighting.
Casey: Derek's right, and we need all your help.
Lizzie: "Derek's right"?
Edwin: Wait, are you guys on the same side?
Derek: Never.
Casey: Except for this.

Casey: I shouldn't have pushed you into redecorating, Mom.
Derek: Yeah, and Dad -- Casey shouldn't have pushed Nora into it.
[Casey hits Derek]