+ Something There {Quotes -- The Wedding} +

Episode 1.6 "The Wedding"

[Casey's aunt Fiona and cousin Victoria are coming to visit for Fiona's wedding]
Casey: Being in the same room as the two people in the world who annoy me the most. Annoyance number 1 -- my dear step brother. Annoyance number 1A -- my charming cousin Victoria.

Casey: I can handle Victoria. I'm learning to cope with incredibly annoying people.
Derek: Right back at ya sis.

Casey: There is no one I dislike as much as my cousin Vicky -- except Derek of course.
Paul: Of course.

Vicky: You must be the big bad brother Derek. You're cute.
Derek: And you've got good taste.
Vicky: So my mother tells me Casey despises you.
Casey: That's not true.
Derek: Uh huh and I thought we were so close.

Vicky: So two brothers. Must be kinda like living in a locker room huh?
Casey: Nah, they're more like male sisters.
Derek: Excuse me?

[Derek is helping to plan the wedding reception]
Casey: Why are you doing this? Why would you try and help?
Derek: Well, for my film. Now I'm not sure if it's going to be a comedy or a tragedy or a disaster movie but it's going to be great.
Casey: Well, whatever the reason, I appreciate it. Thanks.
Derek: I don't need your appreciation. I need your help.

Derek: Casey go upstairs and talk to Vicky and get her to help with the decorations.
Casey: Derek, I can't talk to Vicky.
Derek: Are you saying no to the director?
Casey: Yes I'm saying no -- as in "No way!"
Derek: Look, Casey, I have been doing your job planning a reception for your relatives because you quit and you can't talk to Vicky??
Casey: Uh, yeah?
Derek: Sorry, sister, but that just ain't gonna cut it. Now if you ever want to work in show business again--
Casey: "Show business"?
Derek: Are you interrupting the director??
Edwin: Never interrupt the director!
Derek: Listen to the kid. Now I'm directing you to go upstairs and work things out with your cousin.
Casey: Derek --
Derek: Don't talk to me, talk to Vicky!
Casey: Okay!

[After watching the video that Derek made of the wedding]
Edwin: Derek, we missed the kissing scene.
Derek: No, we didn't. That's on an alternate version of the film for my demo reel.
Casey: What kissing scene? Oh, you mean Harry and Fiona?
Edwin: No, I mean Derek and Victoria.
Casey: You and Vicky?? You were kissing my cousin?
Derek: What can I say? Chicks dig directors!