+ Something There {Quotes -- Marti the Monster} +

Episode 1.9 "Marti the Monster"

Derek: You know it's not Halloween, right?
Casey: Fashion criticism from you? Now I know I look okay.

[Nora needs Casey to babysit Marti]
Casey: I'm sorry, Mom, Emily and I are going shopping on Saturday. (she pointedly looks at Derek) What about Marti's blood brother?
Marti: I have a bloody brother??

[Casey rants to Paul about how unfair it is that she is being asked to babysit Marti]
Paul: Casey, it sounds to me that this isn't a girl VS guy thing...this is a Casey VS Derek thing.

Casey: Derek thinks the whole world revolves around him!
Emily: (dreamily) Yeah it does. (correcting herself) I mean, yeah, it's unfair.

Casey: So, Derek, I saw you strike out with the new girl today...oh, but it's probably for the best -- Em and I talked to her and she's totally not your type: she's really nice.
Derek: First of all, didn't strike out and second of all she totally is my type: hot.
Casey: Please, she's an environmentalist vegetarian who volunteers with kids, you're a toxic-waste carnivore who torments kids. Well it doesn't matter -- she's not into you, I can tell.
Derek: Oh, what's wrong? Afraid you're going to lose a new little friend?
Casey: It's not a contest, I just think you should leave the poor girl alone.

[When Derek volunteers to babysit Marti, Casey thinks he's doing it for the money]
Casey: What's the problem -- all tapped out of Edwin's piggy bank?

[Derek and Casey compete to see which one of them is more qualified to babysit Marti]
Casey: Marti, if you're not changed in two minutes you're getting a time out.
Marti: So?? I want a time out! Bring it on, sister!
[Casey comes downstairs without Marti]
Casey: This is ridiculous! I can't believe I agreed to this stupid competition!
[Now it's Derek's turn...]
Derek: Hey Smarti, you better get changed or I'm going to eat you!

Casey: Wait, did Marti brush her teeth? Wash her face? Brush her hair?
Derek: No, why would she? She's going to bed, not on a date.
Casey: This is nuts!

[Sandra is surprised to see Casey at his house]
Sandra: Derek, is Casey your girlfriend?
Derek and Casey: No!

[Casey and Sandra watch Derek babysit Marti]
Sandra: He's such a great big brother.
Casey: And a great performer.

[Edwin is showing Sandra a family photo album]
Edwin: And this is me when I was two.
Sandra: And who's that -- do you have another sister?
Edwin: No, that's Derek when he was seven. He hated getting his hair cut.
Casey: (to Derek) You were very pretty.

[Marti made Derek dress up like a princess]
Derek: Case, can I talk to you for a sec?
Casey: Anything for a pretty lady.

Casey: Sorry Der, but you can't always win.