SEASON 1
1.1 The
Room
1.2 The
Fall
1.3 The Party
1.4 Puppy
Dog Tails
1.5 Grade-Point: Average
1.6 The
Wedding
1.7 The
Poxfather
1.8 House of Games
1.9 Marti
the Monster
1.10 Sweet
Misery
1.11 Babe
Raider
1.12 All
Systems No Go
1.13 Male
Code Blue
Episode 1.12 "All Systems No Go"
Casey: Emily's parents let you swim in their pool?
Derek: Technically no, but I'm sure they wouldn't mind.
Casey: And I'm sure they would! They're my best friend's parents!
I don't want them hating us!
Casey: As for the pink clothes issue, we need to set up a system right
now. Like a hamper for whites, a hamper for colors and a hamper
for...delicates.
Derek: Or you could just stop hogging the washing machine.
Casey:
Do you even care that you just dyed all our whites??
Derek: No.
Casey: We need to get it together!
Derek: No, you need to get it together, so why don't you and your
"delicates" go take a cold water rinse. Everything's fine.
Casey: No, everything's pink!
Derek: Boo-hoo!
Casey: Add seven people to one house, minus a system of any kind --
that equals total insanity. Plus the lack of structure conveniently allows
a certain someone who shall remain nameless -- yes, I mean Derek -- to do
whatever he likes. It's time for some changes around here.
[Casey has decided to stop being a control freak, even after George and
Nora admit neither of them went shopping for food to make for dinner]
Casey: You know, if we had a posted grocery list and assigned days
to shop this wouldn't happen. (pause) But we can just roll with the
punches.
Derek: Oh, great, so I can make my specialty: mac and cheese.
Casey: For the third night in a row?? (she quickly tries to regain
her composure) Cool. I'm a team player.
Derek: No, you're a big freak.
George: How about I just barbecue whatever's in the freezer?
Derek: You mean ice? You can't. We're out of propane, remember?
Casey: Isn't it funny how you remembered we were out of propane but
you couldn't remember to write it down?
Derek: Yeah, hilarious!
Casey: You want me to help you get organized for the book club?
George: Yeah, I'll bet you could come up with a great system to get
this done in no time.
Derek: Yeah!
Casey: But Derek mocks me whenever I try and come up with systems.
George: Well, don't listen to Derek. Ever!
Derek: Yeah -- what??
Casey: Look, I'm trying really hard not to turn into some crazed control
freak.
George: But we need a crazed control freak!
Derek: Yeah, I mean, that's definitely you!
Casey: Sorry boys, but I've resolved not to be that way. Good luck.
Lizzie: Where's Casey?
Derek: She's freaking out about being a control freak.
George: Now, can you two clean?
Derek: Me, clean?
Casey: Me, work with Derek?
George: Is that a problem?
Casey: Not for me. (to Derek) You?
Derek: Can't wait.
[Derek's date, Amy, shows up during the book club meeting]
Amy: Book club? Cool, what are we reading? Oh, The English Patient?
I love Michael Ondaatje.
Casey: (to Derek) A date of yours reads Ondaatje?