+ Something There {Quotes -- Male Code Blue} +

Episode 1.13 "Male Code Blue"

Casey: Who would have thought that Derek, my obnoxious step-brother, would have a best friend who is so...not obnoxious?

Casey: (about Sam) Okay, he's totally cute and sweet and funny but not in the "hey, look at me I'm totally cute and sweet and funny" kind of way, and he's Derek's best friend and he likes dill-pickle chips.
Paul: Really?
Casey: I know! I think they taste like feet.
Paul: No, I meant Derek. Is he cool with this?
Casey: Derek doesn't care what I do and and vice versa.

[Derek watches Casey and Sam in the lunch-room]
Casey: So, um, any other plans for the weekend?
Sam: Yeah, well, actually I was thinking Saturday night we could --
[Derek hastily interrupts their conversation]
Derek: Suzanne bought me lunch second time this week! (to Casey) Oh and if you're done harassing my friend, you can go.

Sam: So, I was thinking...our game's pretty early tomorrow, so maybe I could just crash at your place tonight?
Derek: Yeah, you want to see a movie?
Sam: Yeah. Or, we could just chill at your house.
Derek: Why? Looking for some quality couch time with Casey?
Sam: I figured we'd rest up for the game.
Derek: Dude, admit it -- you like her.
Sam: You're crazy.
Derek: And you're the worst liar ever. I mean, have I taught you nothing? It's not a problem, I mean, you and I both know you'd never really go for her, right?
Sam: So, why exactly would I never go for her?
Derek: 'Cause you're a guy, and all guys follow the male code. I mean, even my dad knew about it. You have heard of the male code?
Sam: It's my second favorite code -- right after Morse code.
Derek: Oh, then you know rule number one: best friend's siblings are off limits. And yes, step-sibs too,

Derek: Casey -- little tip for ya: leave sam alone 'cause he's not interested.
Casey: What makes you think I'm interested in Sam?
Derek: You're kidding, right? I mean, everyone knows -- even Marti.
Casey: Oh. Well, how do you know Sam's not interested in me?
Derek: Because he's my best friend. I can tell.
Casey: Oh, really? 'Cause I get the feeling you have a problem with this. Well, if you do, I am sorry but I am not going to leave Sam alone.
Derek: Fine. Keep making a fool out of yourself in front of him.
Casey: Fine, I will!

[Casey is upset that Sam's attitude toward her has changed]
Casey: (to Sam) You're treating me like Derek treats me.

Casey: I thought you liked me.
Sam: Look, I'm really sorry Casey but I don't like you like that.
Casey: Oh, that's cool. My mistake. Um, I'll just see you around -- the house, at dinner.
[Sam leaves and Casey looks heartbroken. Derek can be seen watching Casey with a strange look on his face]

[Sam joins the Venturis and McDonalds for dinner, and Casey makes her displeasure known]
Casey: Can somebody pass the peas?
Sam: Yeah, I can.
Casey: Actually I changed my mind, I don't want the peas after all.
Nora: So Sam, did you know that Lizzie's now the captain of the soccer team?
Sam: Captain of the soccer team, that's pretty cool.
Lizzie: Thanks.
Sam: (to Casey) Do you play any sports?
Casey: No, I hate sports. Did you think I like sports, 'cause I don't.
Sam: Okay.
Derek: (smugly to Casey) So I guess we won't be seeing you at our hockey game tomorrow then.
Casey: No, I especially hate hockey.
Edwin: So Sam, did you hear about me and Molly Moscovitz? We're going out.
Sam: Cool, congrats.
Edwin: Thanks.
Casey: Yeah, isn't it great? We're all really happy for him. (she angrily stabs a piece of food)

Derek: Sorry about my super-freak sister. Good thing you're not into her, huh?
Sam: Who said I'm not?
[There's an uncomfortable silence]
Derek: Nice, dude. I almost believed you.

Sam: You know this male code thing? Do girls know about it?
Derek: (uncomfortable) Why? You didn't mention it to a girl...?
Sam: No.
Derek: Good, because it's a male code rule and you do not talk about the male code with females. (pause) Why do you ask?

Edwin: (to Sam) So let me guess -- you like Casey, but Derek doesn't want you guys to hook up?

[Derek catches Sam trying to go upstairs; he knows Sam is going to try to go see Casey]
Derek: Where you doing?
Sam: Brush my teeth.
Derek: Where's your toothbrush?
Sam: I'll use yours.
Derek: Very funny. Really, where you going?
Sam: Don't worry about it. There's something I need to do.
Derek: No worries, just tell me where you're going.
Sam: Come on, Derek, move.
Derek: Make me.
Sam: "Make me"? So now we're ten again.
Derek: I know you are but what am I?
Sam: You are ten!

[Derek refuses to let Sam go upstairs]
Sam: Seriously dude, let me pass.
Derek: Seriously dude, just tell me where you're going?
Sam: Fine! I'm going to talk to Casey!
Derek: Why?
Sam: Well, I've thought about what Marti said, and I'm going to ask Casey to marry me.
Derek: (sarcastic) Oh really? Can I be the best man?
Sam: (equally sarcastic) I wouldn't have it any other way!
[Derek and Sam start pushing one another angrily]
Derek: Well, welcome to the family, bro!
Sam: Thanks, bro!

[Casey finds Sam and Derek wrestling downstairs]
Casey: What is going on??
Derek: Nothing! Leave!
Sam: No, tell her Derek! Tell her about your stupid male code!
Derek: That's why we're wrestling??
Casey: What male code?
Sam: The one that says guys can't date their friend's sisters. (seeing the look on Casey's face) Yeah, and step-sibs count.
Derek: Dude, you do not talk to girls about the male code!
[Casey goes to attack Derek, but Sam holds her back]
Casey: You told him that?? What is wrong with you?? Would it have killed you to just butt out?? Like me liking your best friend is so threatening to you!!!
Derek: Okay, don't blame me, Sam's the one who listened to me!
[Casey calms down]
Casey: You're right. (to Sam) What is wrong with you? How could you listen to Derek!?
Sam: I don't know! I'm an idiot!
Casey: Yeah, you are, which is why you both deserve one another, and I don't want to be responsible for ruining ten years of friendship between two idiots!
[She marches upstairs]

Derek: (to Sam) Well, can't say I'm sorry it didn't work out between you two -- but seriously, how funny would that have been -- you and Casey?

[Derek sees that Sam is miserable over Casey]
Derek: Go talk to Casey.
Sam: What?
Derek: Dude, do I have to spell it out for you? If you want to go talk to Casey, it's cool with me.
Sam: I don't need your permission.
Derek: Apparently you do. Now go before I find the mind I clearly have lost.

Derek: Okay, I can't stop you two from going out, but one request: please no acting boyfriendy/girlfriendy in front of me. I'd rather not puke in public.
Casey: Agreed.
Sam: Agreed.
Derek: Oh, and speaking of puking, could whoever is playing footsy with me please stop??
Casey and Sam: Sorry.