+ Something There {Quotes -- Ivanwho?} +

Episode 3.17 "Ivanwho?"

Casey: (about Ivanhoe) It's about nobility and chivalry and --
Derek: It's about this knight dude who's in love with this babe, Lady Rowena, yet he ends up saving this other babe, Rebecca, from burning at the stake.
Casey: You actually read...? (she sees what Derek is reading) The comic book.
Derek: I prefer "graphic novel."

[After Marti takes over Casey's room, Casey doesn't have anywhere to sleep]
Casey: I have a test tomorrow and I need at least 8 and a half hours of sleep and so far, I got none and a half!
Derek: Well, why don't you just sleep on the floor because nobody really cares about you.

[Casey settles into bed at 3:30]
Casey: Okay, if I get to sleep now, I'll get three and a half hours of sleep. That's at least good enough for an A-.
[Her alarm suddenly goes off]
Casey: (yelling through the wall) Derek, did you set my alarm?
Derek: (also yelling) Keep it down in there! Some of us are trying to sleep!

[The next day at school...]
Derek: Someone a little over-tired?
Casey: I am perfectly fine! PERFECTLY FINE, THANK YOU.

[After seeing the paper airplane Derek planted on her while she slept through the test]
Casey: "Derek Airlines"??
Derek: Thank you for flying with us!

Casey: (to Paul) Max is a total jerk! I can't believe I got mad at Derek for doing what he always does. You know, I should have gotten mad at Max for not doing what he should've done!

[In Casey's daydream she's a fair maiden tied to a tree]
Casey: (to Edwin) Hey, hey, can you untie me? Hey!
[Edwin ignores her]
Casey: (to Lizzie) Hey! I'm tied to a tree here, people!
[Lizzie ignores her]
[Derek walks by]
Casey: Hey! Untie me!
[Derek laughs and ignores her]
Casey: (to Marti) Help?

Casey: For my sake and the sake of my dignity, I need you to make things right with Derek.
Max: Ooookay.
Casey: So you'll talk to Derek?
Max: Sure.
Casey: Great! Oh, there he is! Okay, so hop up on your trusty steed and giddy-up over there to defend my honor!

Casey: I need you to make me look like a fool.
Derek: Those PJs beat me to it.

Casey: I need you to prank me -- tomorrow, at school.
Derek: Let me get this straight. You want me to make you look like a fool in front of everybody at school, and it will be completely sanctioned?
Casey: Yup. I'll even put it in writing.
Derek: Yes! I have got a ton of new material kickin' around.
Casey: Oh, great. Do your worst. Now, there are a few conditions.
Derek: Oh, here we go.
Casey: It has to be in the caf between 1:00 and 1:05 PM, it can't hurt, and you have to wait for my signal.
Derek: No problem.
Casey: Don't you want to know why?
Derek: No, but I'm sure you'll be compelled to tell me.
Casey: I mean, I guess I always just thought a lady shouldn't have to ask for chivalry. You know, a gentleman should just be chivalrous all the time. And if Max isn't? Well, then maybe he's just not the guy for me after all. What do you think?
Derek: I think I really need a sandwich.

[Casey is waiting for Derek to prank her in front of Max]
Casey: What is the hold-up?
Derek: Well, I thought about it all night and...how do I make Casey mad and look like a fool?
Casey: Yeah, and?
Derek: Realizing you're desperate, the answer is nothing! I'm not going to do anything! That's the prank!
Casey: And it took you all night to come up with that??

[After Casey tries to frame Derek for dumping a tray of food on her]
Casey: (to Max) Aren't you going to say something to Derek?
Derek: Ah, me? Wait a sec, I didn't do anything, this was all your idea.
Max: Your idea?
Casey: Um... (to Derek) You weren't supposed to say that.
Derek: That wasn't in the conditions.
Max: Casey, what's going on?
Casey: What's going on is, I dumped a tray of food on myself because Derek selfishly wouldn't do it.

[After Derek sprays Casey with Silly String]
Derek: Did you actually think I was going to do nothing?
[Derek sprays her again]
Casey: Stop!
Max: Allow me. (to Derek) Hey, you can't do that to my girlfriend! Say you're sorry! I challenge you to a duel!
[Derek laughs hysterically]