SEASON 3

3.1 Two Timing Derek
3.2 It's Our Party
3.3 Misadventures in Babysitting
3.4 Slacker Mom
3.5 Power Failure
3.6 Don't Take a Tip From Me
3.7 The Bully Brothers
3.8 Home Movies
3.9 Show-Off-Tune
3.10 Summer School Blues
3.11 Grade A Cheater
3.12 Adios Derek
3.13 Fright Night
3.14 Sixteen Sparkplugs
3.15 When Derek Met Sally
3.16 A Very Derekus Christmas
3.17 Ivanwho?
3.18 Rumor Mill
3.19 Derek Un-Done
3.20 Not So Sweet 16
3.21 Driving Lessons
3.22 Make No Prom-ises
3.23 Cheerleader Casey
3.24 Allergy Season
3.25 Things That Go Bump
3.26 Derek's School of Dating

Episode 3.19 "Derek Un-Done"

[Casey is nervous when Max has dinner with her family]
Casey: So, um, Max has a big football game this weekend.
Derek: Oh really? I'm more of a hockey man myself. I mean, football's a game of brute force. Hockey players actually have to have technique and skill. You know, I think hockey players are like thoroughbread horses. Whereas, well, football players...I don't know, they're just cows.
Casey: Well, Derek, if hockey players are like horses then why does your team let a donkey like you play with them?
Derek: Maybe Max would like to defend himself.
Casey: Maybe Max is too polite!


[Edwin and Derek are downstairs for breakfast]
Edwin: Hey bro! That Sally is one cool lady! When you gonna ask her out?
[Derek dumps cereal on Edwin's head and leaves the kitchen just as Casey enters]
Edwin: So you're probably wondering why I have cereal on my head.
Casey: You probably deserved it.
Edwin: So did Max have a fun time last night?
[Casey dumps cereal on Edwin's head and leaves the kitchen]
Edwin: Was it something I said?


[Casey worries that Max hates her family]
Lizzie: Just explain to Max that you're different than the rest of us. Like a princess who ended up living in a swamp. We don't mind.
Casey: Lizzie, I threw my dessert at Derek. What kind of princess does that?
Lizzie: You were provoked!
Casey: And Derek's guest was a huge hit. (in disgust) Everyone loved Sally.


[Casey and Derek watch George's band perform]
Derek: Hey, they're pretty good for old folks. So what did Max think of the family?
Casey: What's not to love?